During the honeymoon the newlyweds arrive and evening rise in the room.
Him to her: "But are they really the first man with whom you sleep?"
her: "If you put yourself to sleep, of course they do!".
She to him: "You do not listen to me ...."
Him to her: "What? Did you say something? ".
wife to her husband - "Love, as you prefer women? Better beautiful or smart? "
The husband:" neither the one nor the other ... I love the way you are !!!!"
An old man and an old woman in a hospice:
him: "Look here, Lucy, look at that! "and shows a bulge in his pants.
you amused and at the same time hesitant to touch the man on the bump, "Mamma Mia! It 'hard! What, Viagra? "
Him:" Yes, the tube! "
A couple of men clash into a shopping mall.
The first: "Excuse me!"
The second: "I'm sorry too ..."
The first: "But tell me, where do you go so fast?"
The second: "I'm trying desperately to my wife ... "The first
:" Come on! I also seek my own. "
The second: "Really? And how is your wife? "
The first:" A beautiful woman! High 1 and 75, red hair bob haircut, two good legs, nice firm breasts and big, beautiful ass hard. And her? "
The second:" Let lose ... try her! "
Marta is a girl and her first marriage. After a bit 'of amazement asks his mother: Mom ... but why is the bride dressed in white?
The Mom: "Because white is the color of happiness and the fact that today is the happiest day of her life dressed in white"
Marta after thinking a bit: "So why the groom is dressed in black?"
the child to the father: "What does it mean for a man to help with the housework?"
with Dad looking a bit 'on the surface: "You raise your leg when the woman passes with a vacuum cleaner."
Impotence is a phenomenon that occurs when the gravitational pull of the Earth is greater than the force of attraction of the woman ...
I've never been so cute and a guy I did not understand certain things on the fly .. . When children play doctor I was an optician!
One friend to another: "I want to try to get into the cinema!"
The other: "If you just want only one thing to do ..."
's friend: "What?"
The other: "Buy a ticket!"
relations before marriage? I am totally against! Why do they arrive late to the ceremony ...
two spouses are fighting and not speaking. In the evening, he puts a note on her pillow that says "wake me up at 6 tomorrow morning." He wakes up the next morning at 7 am and found a note on his pillow that says "you had to wake up at 6."
Beachside Thomas Agata asks: "Why do not you swim?"
Agata: "Because I my stuff! "
Thomas:" Go ahead, I hold you myself! "
A child to her mother:" Mom why Dad has so little hair? "
Mom:" Why do you think a lot ...".
The child: "And how did you ever so much?"
A man after a terrible accident is a widower.
The undertaker: "How he wants the cash?"
Man "properly closed"
Two gentlemen who are strolling down the street noticed a little old lady with the nails attached to the window sill, and, on the same ledge, a very rough kind that crushes his fingers trying to make it fall. The two are very concerned about the man on the ledge shouting: "This is crazy, he does not do not stop immediately, otherwise the kill." The crazy
: "It is my mother-in-law
!!!". The two" Wow! As resist ... "A man
to a friend:" Yesterday I got a dog for my wife. "
The friend: "Interesting! Where they do this trade? "
Her husband returned home to his wife:" Hello darling, where have you been up to? ".
The wife: "Honey, the institute of beauty."
The husband looks at her and says, "Got it locked?".
A child attends for the first time at a hearing in court and asked his father: "Daddy, Daddy, why these gentlemen are the dresses?"
Dad: "Why do they talk a lot!"
The judge accused: "Why, you have seen the scene where his friend beat his wife and did not intervene?"
Defendant: "No, because I saw that bear it alone ..." A young boy
mota an unknown girl in the street and says,
"Seeing her smile, I felt like to invite to me!"
The girl: "How dare you?! Six is \u200b\u200ba real cheeky! "
The boy:" No, I'm a dentist! "
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