An immigrant returns to Catania from London where he works and finds his wife pregnant, he asks: "Embee '?".
The wife: "My Renatino, your photo and I looked eccitai."
Husband: "Bottani you ... my picture was just a talking head!"
A man to his friend: "My wife is a bit 'of time doing the African diet."
The friend: "And what is it?".
Man: "You eat coconuts and dates."
The friend: "It 's lost weight?".
Man: "No, but see it as you climb the trees!"
The senior officer to recruit: "What do two for eight?".
Rookie promptly replied: "Sixteen, sir!"
The senior officer: "Good, then I'll give you sixteen days license!"
The Rookie, "Wow! If I knew I would have said much more!"
The wife tells her husband: "You know dear, I really want to spend a nice evening! What do you say?".
The husband: "All right, dear. But when you fall do not wait too much noise!"
Adam, after a hard day in the Garden of Eden back home and sees Eva rubbing a stone on a fig leaf. So now Adam asks: "Eve ... but what are you doing?".
Eve: "But how ... I'm ironing your pants!"
Mrs. Rossi during his first cruise close master and asks, "Excuse me captain, this is my first cruise. I was wondering whether the vessels of this size often lie." Captain: "No, no more than once."
's husband after yet another week in the white faces wife and says: "Admit it, the only reason you're with me is that my grandfather left me 20 million euro."
The wife: "You are ridiculous! What the hell I care who you let us?".
Two brothers playing in the snow with the sled.
Mom: "You have to use it to turn."
The older brother: "Sure I Met Your Mother I use it to get off, he uses it to go ...". A gentleman
enter into a newspaper stand and asks all'edicolante: "Excuse me, has the time?". The newsagent
"Yes".
The Lord: "He's Grace?". The newsagent
"Sure."
The Lord: "He's Hands Fairy?". The newsagent
"Yes, of course, that too!".
The Lord: "And then I saw a face."
A child tells a friend at school: "You know my dad has two peas?".
mate: "What the hell are you saying?"
The first: "Yes, yes, I swear! It has a little to pee, and a big one he uses to clean the teeth of the mother."
A desperate man runs from near the apartment: "Quick, help me! Mia mother-in-law wants to throw out the window near the
!!!". "We do what we can do?".
Man: "I need a screwdriver handle because it is blocked!" Mother sends
Dad novice to bathe the baby. After a while 'time does not hear the noises and goes to see. Find the husband holding the baby by the ears into the water.
Mom: "What are you doing? So I drown. "
The husband:" Yes, but if I keep it so I do not burning your hands. "
Inside a sauna two children come to a man intrigued by his big belly and ask," What ' you there? ".
The man laughed:" A bomb. "
One of the other two children whispers:" Come on let's break out? ".
The other:" No, it's dangerous, do not you see that short fuse? ".
Beautiful lady perfume goes "I want a very particular smell ... Has to lose his temper with my husband. "
The clerk:" Look lady, this product certainly makes the case his own. "
The lady:" Tell me, is very sexy? ".
The clerk:" No, no .. . is very, very expensive! "
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