There are two girls on the beach and talk together, Martha and Flavia. Marta sees a guy who looks all the time, not taking his eyes off her.
Marta: "Flavia, look there's that guy who keeps staring at me and I do not take my eyes off her. If he does not stop going to him and say four! Surname, Name, Address and Telephone!"
Elena and Claudia talking to each other:
Elena: I could die for your shoes
Claudia: Look, there's no problem, if you want I can give
Elena: I could die for your clothes
Claudia: No problem even For this, you will soon
Elena: I could die for your boyfriend
Claudia: I know you must die!
A tissue confiding in a friend: "... basically what I ask? I want a man who knows how to love me for who I am, who can be tender and knows how to forgive some of my escapade, which is generous and the but tolerant. But tell me, is this too much to ask of a millionaire? "
Two blondes in the shower:
- "Could you please pass me the shampoo?"
- "But why? Already have your own? "
-" Of course I have, however, want to change, my hair is dry but my are wet! "
Clara Elena friend:" How many men have you had? "
Clara:" Bah ... 5 or 6 "
Elena:" Well, not much, but considering how it goes things today ... "
Clara:" Actually it was a weak week! "
Michael says to her friend Francesca:" No way, we do not understand their own. I told him I did not want to see more! ".
Francesca:" And he told you? ".
Michelle:" He turned off the light! "
A man tells his friend:" Women are struggling ten years to change the habits of her husband! "
The friend:" Yes, and then complain because it is no longer the same man who had married! "
Gianni confides to his friend Mark:" My wife is a weeks ago he lost his credit card "
Mark:" But how, and have not made the complaint of loss? "
Gianni:" I was mad! I discovered that the thief spends far less! "
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