Two lovers are having sex at some time
her: "Do you think this relationship is at risk?"
him, "you think of it! If the lights of the interval between the first and the second time we are ruined! "
A man and a woman have a relationship, we can not give in to more ... At one time the phone rings and she answers: "Hello my love, you alright do not worry, pass a good evening!"
He said, "But who the hell was that?"
She: "It was my husband warned me who was late because he went to have a drink with you! "
A Japanese couple are on honeymoon, the first night, the only man wearing a kimono, stands up on the bed, opens it and yells" BANZAIIII! "She looks
between amused and disappointed and says," Banzai? BONSAI Voraai say! "
A girl with the air "expert" enter into a sex shop and after a careful analysis of the products on display asks the clerk indicating the vibrator table: "Please may I pack a vibrator green, one white and also the red? "The
made a bit 'confused replied:" The packs now the green and white but I can not let the fire extinguisher! "
An 8 year old girl gets up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom , passing the open door of Mom and Dad for a peek and twisting the nose says, "And then they send me to a psychologist because I suck the finger ..."
A man tells his friend: "My wife likes to talk with me after septum. Do you think the other day I phoned home from the motel! "
A girl to her friend:" You know what an orgasm? "
The girlfriend:" I do not, do you? "The
girl: "Me neither, but I am convinced that something is running because I heard my mom saying that'll never reach it"
In a beach between the voices of so many people feel
a girl who claims her boyfriend: "We're going to bathe?"
A mother tells her son: "Come afarci the bath?"
A gay man who tells his pal: "We're going to make us a lifeguard?"
You know the difference between a mistress, a girlfriend and a wife after they reach orgasm?
's Lover says, "You were great!"
The girlfriend says: "I love you so much"
The wife says: "White ... Let's keep the ceiling white "
A woman goes to a doctor and says," I'm here for my husband, is being eroded, no longer able to conclude ... The doctor asking for help, they are desperate and do not know what to do! "
The doctor:" It is bare! "
The woman:" But it's not for me, is My husband has a problem, why should I deprive myself? "
The doctor:" Do not worry lady, naked, her husband will see that we do become a bull! "The woman
increasingly perplexed:" But I do not understand, why should I strip I make a bull for my husband? "
The doctor:" You get undressed, her husband, we do become a bull. Meanwhile, we start from the horns! "
A child to his mother:" What a beautiful fur mom, I donated the daddy? "
Mom:" Dad ... SIII If it was not for him we would not even you! "
A woman to her friend:" Let me a confidence, but when you make love to speak with your husband? "
's friend:" If I speak with my husband? Depends, if I call ... "The man says
to his wife:" Darling, let's change position? You doin '? "
She:" Change the position? And what do you suggest? "He
: ear!
She: "Are you crazy? And if I become deaf? "
Him:" Well I do not think that you become speechless! "
A boy to his friend:" Tonight I organize an evening of group sex from me, will you come? "The
friend: "Of course I am! How many are we? "
The boy:" If bring your girlfriend in 3! "
A man asks his wife:" Honey, but because when you're having an orgasm does not tell me why? "
She:" Because when you've never happens! "
A girl confides in her friend: "Last night I made 2 martini, do not say which states are in his stomach!"
's friend: "I last night I made 2 negroni, do not I say that states are in the butt! "
wife discovers her husband is masturbating in the shower and tells him words.
him: "Sorry, I can not wash it at a rate that pleases me most?"
A man at the bar offers a glass of wine to a woman but she refuses: "No thanks, you know ... me leg problems ... "
him:" The swells the legs? "
She:" No me makes them open! "
in the lobby of a hotel a man carelessly bumps into a woman's breasts with his elbow to apologize and says, "If you have a heart as soft as the breast surely forgive me"
She says: "If his cock is as hard as your elbow, I stand at 273!"
A man tells his friend a few days ago he saved an elderly woman by a maniac that he was going to rape and took a lot of beating. "
His friend asks: "From the manic guess ..." He
: "No the old lady! He beat me and I shouted to mind my own business! "
The teacher to Peter:" And you Peter practicing safe sex? "
Peter:" Yes sir, I go out with a girl only if they are sure to make me! "
A woman goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband is not good enough, not enough for me anymore!"
Doctor: "And the lady says to me? Be a lover! "
Woman:" Yeah I have it but not enough for me even more than that! "
And the doctor impatiently:" If they do another 3 or 4 ... "
Woman: "Yes I have already made and those"
The doctor: "Madam, you are just sick!"
Woman: "Right, doctor, I put it in writing that they are sick! My husband says I'm nasty! "
him:" Dear, Would you object if I ask to have sex with me? "
She:" It 's one thing that I've never done! "
him:" But Are you a virgin
?!?!" You: "No, I is not ever argue!"
By bus crushes woman in short skirts a foot to a nano.
him: "Brunetta, be careful!"
She: "But I'm blonde ... "
He" does not appear to be below "
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