Female Animal Gentilia Gallery

of men and women

A child suddenly enters the room with their parents and discovers them having sex and asks
- Mom, why jump up and down on daddy? The
Mom: Um ... I try to deflate the belly ...
The child: but then it is useless because every morning my aunt and gave it to swell again!



A man to his friend: "Women may be compared to the boots!"
The friend: "Why?"
Man: "Because more and more try to unbutton pleasure!"



Piero and Antonio are on the bar
Antonio: "At this time I'm having a lot! Keep two girls from the East and one of Brazil!"
Piero: "And your wife?"
Antonio: "My wife? Well, she remains alone!"


Hunters are the opposite of women. Indeed take a bird and the hunters claim to have taken 10, but women take 10 birds, and say they only get one!


E 'has been established why women are good at math: Take a member, enclose it in brackets, are able to raise it to full power and then ... reduce it to a minimum.


Carlo Maria calls his wife at home, "Maria Maria, won a lot, now preparing to pack!"
Mary: "What do I put it? Clothing for hot or cold?"
Carlo: "Both, you go out of chestnuts!"


Menstruation is the just punishment of God for women, when Eve ate the apple because God told her: "Woman will pay with their blood ... Of course, in monthly installments!


Given the choice between a woman and a bottle of beer to choose what is best? No doubt the beer bottle! In fact you can be sure of being the first to try it!


A woman with an obvious problem of being overweight goes to a doctor for advice, the doctor tells her to eat in a normal way for a couple of days to skip the third and so on and come back a month later to see the effects. The past month, the woman returns to the doctor and actually lost weight but he looks tired.
The doctor: "It 's so fast that you fatigued?"
Woman: "No, the fact of having to jump!"


An easy question: do you know how you call a woman who has lost its intelligence?
widow But of course!


At sea the boy asked his father: "Daddy buy me a mattress? But I want to form a lifeguard!"
Dad: "But honey, do not exist in the form of a lifeguard!"
The girl: "Sure, Mom behind the rocks there is a swelling right now!"